Board games of the past

I cant believe some people — who hasnt heard of Mr Pop? Americans that’s who.

I’m no longer working at The Hammers… we closed for the night early. Terry tried to drown a PCAD student, who was asking for it.

Listened to Chris Rosewell on Phonic FM earlier. He really is a pro.

Dustin

What have I been up to?

Well, Matt Lee and his stupid friend Rob Myers have a book coming out, and they’ve agreed to print a little bit of my stuff in the back. I found out they’re using Lulu.com to make the book, and just how easy it is to publish your own book, so that’s what I’m doing.

Coming out in November — A book by Dustin Eyejuice, called just that.

Terry, the landlord of the Hammer’s in Plymouth has agreed to let me hold a signing event in the pub on the day of release. More information about that when I get it. I am hoping to incorporate some kind of pie and chips and book combo deal into the event, but Terry is still a little against books, since the failure of his book of political views to reach the Times bestseller list in the mid 80s.

Dustcast – Episode One

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Music by WhiteRoom.

My website

I now have a website.

Disappointed

So, my big break into TV hasn’t happened, which is annoying.

Firstly, I’d booked time off from Hammers to go and do it.

Secondly, they never called me even to let me know it wasn’t happening.

Finally, if anyone wants me, I’ll be sulking.

Hammers website

Terry has got me to build a website for Hammers. Early days yet, but this is what I’ve come up with so far.

Internet Archive

My work, An Evening with Dustin Eyejuice is now on The Internet Archive.

Look out Freedomistas.

Audio of me

http://mattl.co.uk/img/dustin-2.mp3

http://mattl.co.uk/img/dustin-3.mp3

I will be moving these to the Internet Archive soon.

Where are the Joneses?

So, I found that Matt Lee tried to make me a 37 year old stupid ass wanker on this web video comedy thing, but I have signed up and put up some real information about myself.

You can help by voting for me to be made into a character and therefore immortalised for evermore.

This week at Hammers

Hammer’s News. On Monday, Rick and Simon will be doing the pub quiz. Top prize this week is a nearly new drum of Swarfega provided by that bloke who works with Les. MC at Hammer’s returns on Tuesday night, with Terry’s brother Les, doing some blue material that he picked up from a Geordie. Wednesday night is Roast night as usual. This week’s roast is veal. Get your three quid to Chris at Bishop’s on Clyde Road by Monday night. Thursday night is ladies night, with Terry’s daughter Rosie running the show. Drinks for all ladies are free, providing you can get a man to buy them for you. Trish and Julie will be giving a brief excerpt from their new avant garde stage show, ‘Butterflies On The Hoe’ and Amanda will be doing the raffle. Friday night is Fright Day Night, with the latest European video nasty courtesy of that bloke who works with Les – entrance is two quid, but you get a free Bloody Mary. Saturday night sees the return of ‘Something for the weekend’ and this week it’s ‘Hammer’s and Thongs’ which sees two of Rosie’s mates offering lap dances for the lads. Entrance is invitation only, though Terry says invitations will be on offer for fifteen quid each, or free if you’re in the police. Sunday night wraps up the Hammer’s week with the usual lock in till 2am with a buffet of sausage rolls and breaded mushrooms courtesy of that bloke who works with Les.